Comments on: Email Signature Quotes

By: Mrs. Pig

Mrs. Pig — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:45:31 +0000

What Mr. Pig doesn’t realize is how many daily corny affirmations is takes to survive being married to him.

-Mary Alexander
“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”

By: Jeff Weir

Jeff Weir — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:12:47 +0000

Risk management:
“On the up side, Macro viruses don’t usually follow sex. On the down side, this makes them one of the least fun kind of virus to catch.”

By: Jeff Weir

Jeff Weir — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:04:39 +0000

Timeless wisdom: “Don’t do VLOOKUPS in public toilets. HLOOKUPS are the way to go, here.”

By: Jeff Weir

Jeff Weir — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:03:50 +0000

“Don’

By: Jeff Weir

Jeff Weir — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:02:04 +0000

“Circular References happen”