Mrs. Pig sent me an email the other day which had an Email signature quote on it. You know…that inspirational quote under the signature block? Mrs. Pig is using:
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.”
When I saw this, my first thought was “Mrs. Pig is so gay.” Then I remembered just how many signature lines I had seen during my time in the corporate world. Real crap lines like: “Life isn’t about what happens to you, it’s about how you handle what happens.” and “What gets measured gets done”.
So I thought I’d come up with my own signature quotes. I’ve categorized them to fit my mood for the day. Feel free to use any of these:
Analytical:
Mike Alexander
“70% right, 100% of the time”
Inspirational:
Mike Alexander
“Going Beyond Caring”
Established:
Mike Alexander
“Since 1972”
Philosophical:
Mike Alexander
“We are all just a smudge on the underpants of history”
Business Savvy:
Mike Alexander
“Manipulating your business to make it grow”
Credentialed:
Mike Alexander, M.V.P., A.D.D., S.O.B.
Do you have any you’d like to share?
Earning My Raise Everyday. Oh wait…..
One that i saw on a programming forum that’s relevant to all the corporate wolrd (I think)
“There’s not enough time to do it right the first time but there’s enough time to do it all over again”
and I like this one too
“What goes without saying goes even better saying it”
I’m sorry, thoses are “serious” quotes..
Michael Myett
Good from far….
but, far from good!
OMG, I love your philosophical quote.
“We are all just a smudge on the underpants of history”
It’s spot on.
“Life is a journey, pack a cooler.”
“Circular References happen”
“Don’
Timeless wisdom: “Don’t do VLOOKUPS in public toilets. HLOOKUPS are the way to go, here.”
Risk management:
“On the up side, Macro viruses don’t usually follow sex. On the down side, this makes them one of the least fun kind of virus to catch.”
What Mr. Pig doesn’t realize is how many daily corny affirmations is takes to survive being married to him.
-Mary Alexander
“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”